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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics. "Crap!" --- Your mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down. --- Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home. --- A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the magical forest he has magical powers. He sees a bear chasing a rabbit and thinks to himself, this isn't right, everyone should live in peace. So he stops the bear and rabbit and tells them that if they stop chasing each other he'll give them both three wishes. The bear thinks for a second and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the forest were female. Poof, all of them are female. Next the rabbit wishes for a crash helmet. The bear looks at the rabbit wondering why he would want a crash helmet. The bear thinks for a second making sure he makes a good second wish and wishes that all the rest of the bears in the country were female. Again -- poof -- all the rest became female. Then the rabbit wishes for a motorcycle. Now the bear steps back and looks at the rabbit in amazment. How dumb is this rabbit he thinks to himself. All he had to do was wish for money and he could buy all the motorcycles he ever wanted. This has to be the dumbest creature the bear has ever seen, he thinks to himself. It is time for the bear's final wish and he takes a second to think and makes sure he doesn't waste it. After a minute he wishes that all the other bears in the whole world were female. And again poof they are all female. Next the rabbit puts on his helmet and jumps on the bike. He turns around and smiles. Then he says, ''I wish that that bear is gay.'' --- Be happy ________________________ download music |
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| Sazuki-Rizzla |
Posted: June 11, 2006 01:31 pm
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hmm hi not very funny btw
do u have a mini moto? or u just a random guy who likes to get on peoples nervs welcome to MMCW anyways |
| speedy1 |
Posted: June 12, 2006 07:51 pm
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yeh suzuki is talking sense for a change. My aunt peggy can tell better ones than that
-------------------- JAMES D ON A RAMPAGE!!!
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| Sazuki-Rizzla |
Posted: June 13, 2006 03:00 pm
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AAAAYYYYY
any way Hi! speed you take speed |
| steve henshaw |
Posted: June 13, 2006 10:21 pm
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sazuki wtf u on bout
-------------------- polini gp3 rules
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| sonic |
Posted: June 13, 2006 11:05 pm
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Speed is a drug a Steve. |
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| r5nick |
Posted: June 14, 2006 08:19 am
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steve you should know these things,
-------------------- POLINI'S ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| declan |
Posted: August 04, 2006 10:25 pm
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-------------------- Derbi Sender 50
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| meecham |
Posted: October 19, 2006 09:49 pm
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nice 1 guys lol crap jokes btw aall them are older than ure mum mate
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