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| lightning |
Posted: May 20, 2006 07:16 am
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MMCW'S Joker. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 473 Member No.: 9 Joined: March 30, 2005 |
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they
got back the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic... " Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. Things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home... PLEASE MAMA! " "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed-they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE !!! "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, LOOK DOWN "Oh, mama...words like: Dust, Wash, Iron, Cook.... -------------------- I'm flying
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| JOSH#88 |
Posted: July 01, 2006 01:04 pm
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LMAO
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| sonic |
Posted: July 01, 2006 06:56 pm
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LOL, classic one there.
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| declan |
Posted: August 04, 2006 10:28 pm
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pmsl
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