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A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding| lightning |
 Posted: April 14, 2006 07:39 pm
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A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding. Officer: May I see your drivers license? Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle? Driver: Its not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: Theres a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: Theres a BODY in the TRUNK??? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Whos car is this? Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres the owner card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but theres no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the lying son of a bitch told you I was speeding, too.  -------------------- I'm flying
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| Pr][nCe |
Posted: April 14, 2006 09:20 pm
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haha thats a good un
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| Bray |
Posted: May 07, 2006 09:19 pm
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now thats 1 way not to get a ticket!
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| garethjohnston |
Posted: June 21, 2006 07:24 pm
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 that was very funny |
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| Mangle |
 Posted: June 21, 2006 08:45 pm
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Spot on.
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| acemw |
Posted: June 21, 2006 10:30 pm
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cool
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| declan |
Posted: June 22, 2006 04:35 pm
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thats a good 1 well done
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| speedy1 |
Posted: June 22, 2006 04:41 pm
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L O L.... nice
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| declan |
Posted: August 04, 2006 10:26 pm
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good 1
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| meecham |
Posted: October 19, 2006 09:54 pm
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pmsl nice 1 mate
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