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| lightning |
Posted: June 16, 2007 07:01 am
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MMCW'S Joker. ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 473 Member No.: 9 Joined: March 30, 2005 |
This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her
husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank check to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another deceased was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. So . . . I switched the heads" -------------------- I'm flying
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| declan |
Posted: June 17, 2007 10:22 am
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hahaha gd 1 m8
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| Bray |
Posted: June 17, 2007 05:00 pm
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-------------------- 3 WAYS TO CRASH!
1.Make it BIG! 2.Make it funny! 3.Make it entertaining for the rest of us! |
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