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Jane met Tarzan| lightning |
Posted: April 15, 2007 07:24 am
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One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and while questioning him about his life, she asked him how he got sex.
"What sex?" he asked.  She explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch.  Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Tarzan not stupid - check for bees."  -------------------- I'm flying
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| meecham |
Posted: April 15, 2007 08:30 am
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pmsl nice 1 m8
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| D3N5L3Y |
Posted: April 15, 2007 10:09 am
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lmao gd 1
 -------------------- you got to be in it to win it
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| declan |
Posted: April 15, 2007 04:56 pm
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hell of a joke -------------------- Derbi Sender 50
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| biker_babe_nat |
Posted: April 15, 2007 07:54 pm
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sexist again
-------------------- BZM, Bring it on!
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| lightning |
Posted: April 16, 2007 11:02 am
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MMCW'S Joker. Group: Members Posts: 473 Member No.: 9 Joined: March 30, 2005 |
Just 1 for you  Why Men Are Like Computers 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter  -------------------- I'm flying
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