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some one liners| biker_babe_nat |
Posted: March 22, 2007 09:49 pm
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 MMCW Senior Member  Group: Members Posts: 389 Member No.: 19 Joined: April 03, 2005  |
If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can't hear the TV.
If you think he's listening to you, you're wrong he's trying to convert what you just said into something with a sexual connotation. . Men are like roller coasters: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up. Behind every great man is a woman with a vibrator . Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say. Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple? Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut. Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.  -------------------- BZM, Bring it on!
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| declan |
 Posted: March 22, 2007 10:03 pm
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 MMCW Full Member Group: Members Posts: 590 Member No.: 181 Joined: February 26, 2006 |
i dont get that at all
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| Pr][nCe |
Posted: March 22, 2007 10:06 pm
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 Moderator Group: Admin Posts: 2329 Member No.: 8 Joined: March 29, 2005 |
whats the simerlarity between a woman and a tornado?
When they come there wet and wild. when they leave they smash your car up and take your house. --------------------  ..05 GRC RR Super 6 Port BZM 50cc 12+hp Not Std anymore ;)....05 GRC RR 4.2....Pritty Fly For A Fat Guy.. |
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| biker_babe_nat |
Posted: March 22, 2007 10:11 pm
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MMCW Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 389 Member No.: 19 Joined: April 03, 2005 |
ha ha!!
-------------------- BZM, Bring it on!
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| j4mes_1990 |
Posted: March 22, 2007 10:25 pm
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 MMCW Newbie Group: Members Posts: 139 Member No.: 654 Joined: January 15, 2007 |
lol nice 1 dar
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