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CHURCH BELLS!!!!!!!| lightning |
Posted: October 15, 2006 08:15 am
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Church bells
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling... Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparents house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "Hed still be alive if the ice cream van hadnt come along. -------------------- I'm flying
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| meecham |
Posted: October 15, 2006 09:17 am
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 MMCW Group: Members Posts: 763 Member No.: 482 Joined: August 06, 2006 |
pmsl nice 1 m8
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| speedy1 |
Posted: October 15, 2006 09:38 am
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l 0 l
-------------------- JAMES D ON A RAMPAGE!!!
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| declan |
Posted: October 15, 2006 12:14 pm
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lol thts a gd 1 aint herd dat b4
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