there were 2 jews in a car

going along the road and a devil popped out onto their bonnet looking very angry

....so 1 jew said to the uther jew..."show him ur cross"
so the jew stuck his hed out of the sun roof and shouted "oi get off the bludy bonnet!"

and got bk in the car...the uva jew said show him ur cross not that kind of cross!!......!