The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper..

For Sale:

1985 Blue Volkswagen Golf

Driven Only 15 km

Only first gear and reverse ever used

Never driven hard

Original tires

Original brakes

Original fuel and oil

Only 1 driver

Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off
LOOK DOWN

lol good one

lmao, that is class.

nice 1

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