There was this blonde, who was so fed up with being the butt of
many blonde jokes, that she decides to dye her hair brown and leave
the city to head for the countryside to live.On her way, along a country
lane, she comes across a farmer driving his sheep, she says to the farmer
I'll bet I can guess how many sheep you have in your flock if you promise
to let me have one to keep! The farmer, thinking she'll never guess,
accepts the challenge. She guesses 137, which by some miracle is correct.
The farmer can hardly believe it, but reluctantly saying o.k. you win,
take your pick. She makes her choice and sits in her car giving it a cuddle.
The farmer asks, 'is that your real hair colour?' to which she replies, 'no
I'm a blonde, how could you tell?, the farmer says 'never mind how I know,
give me the dog back!!!!

one for you nat

"yes james"

poo joke

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