If a man suggests that you take a break from vacuuming the living room and relax what it means is he can't hear the TV.

If you think he's listening to you, you're wrong he's trying to convert what you just said into something with a sexual connotation. .

Men are like roller coasters: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up.

Behind every great man is a woman with a vibrator .



Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.

Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.

i dont get that at all

whats the simerlarity between a woman and a tornado?

When they come there wet and wild.
when they leave they smash your car up and take your house.

ha ha!!

lol nice 1 dar