An englishman a welshman and an irishman were walking and came across a magical slid that could grant u 1 wish if u slide down it.
So the englishman went first and shouted
gold then lands in a pot of gold.
Then the welshman slid down second and shouted
silver then lands in a pot of silver.
Then slid down the irishman and shouted
weeeeeeeee then lands in a pot of pee.