A dustbin man knocks on a japanese man's door.
The jap says "harro, wot uwant?
Dustbin man asks "where's ur bin?"
the jap says "i bin on loo"
bin man says "no m8, wheres ya dustbin?"
"i dust bin on loo !" says the jap
"No, no mate, wheres ur wheelie bin?"says the bin man.
"hokay, I wheelie bin havin a wank! " says the jap.