A bus full of ugly people die in a crash, and they all go to heaven. As they are waiting at the pearly gates to enter heaven, God turns to the first person in the queue and says "As you died in such tragic circumstances I will grant you one wish before you enter through the gates". The first person in the queue thinks and says "I wish to be beautiful". God says "It is done", and turns to the second person. The second person again wishes to be beautiful, God says "It is done". This goes on for a while with everyone wishing to be beautiful. As God gets about three quarters of the way down the line, the man at the very end of the queue starts laughing. As God continues down the line, with everyone wishing to be beautiful, the man at the end is rolling around on the floor, wetting himself laughing. God eventually reaches the man, and says to him "What would your last wish be?" The man says -
"Make 'em all ugly again!"
"Make 'em all ugly again!"
